{"id":231,"date":"2012-05-29T23:08:53","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T06:08:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/?p=231"},"modified":"2012-05-29T23:08:53","modified_gmt":"2012-05-30T06:08:53","slug":"part-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/archives\/231","title":{"rendered":"Part of Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You may have heard Katy Perry&#8217;s little ditty called &#8220;Part of Me&#8221; on the radio:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uuwfgXD8qV8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Now she&#8217;ll probably have you thinking that this &#8220;part of me&#8221; that you can&#8217;t take away from her is some noble thing like her soul or dignity or something like that:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nThis is the part of me that you&#8217;re never gonna ever take away from me, no<br \/>\nThrow your sticks and stones<br \/>\nThrow your bombs and your blows<br \/>\nBut you&#8217;re not gonna break my soul\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh please, she is not that innocent. You know what she&#8217;s talking about? Her vagina.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you can see it littered all over the song.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nYou chewed me up and spit me out<br \/>\nLike I was poison in your mouth\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Translation: you performed cunnilingus on me, but you stopped and spit out my vaginal fluids like it was poison in your mouth because you thought it tasted gross. And this &#8220;chewing&#8221; thing sounds unpleasant, too. He probably let his teeth graze the inside of her vagina, which is a big no-no. You should always cover your teeth when performing oral sex. I learned that the hard way. No, just kidding.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nYou ripped me off, your love was cheap<br \/>\nWas always tearing at the seams\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It turns out that not only was her former lover bad in bed, but he was also enormously hung, and so her vagina was &#8220;tearing at the seams.&#8221; Not a pretty sight, I imagine. He was apparently so inconsiderate with his big thing swinging around that he didn&#8217;t even realize that there was vaginal tearing going on. I&#8217;m sure her screaming could have been mistaken for pleasure, like the screaming of many girls often can be, but really, how dense would he have to be to not realize that there was bleeding and stuff going on down there? Not sexy at all.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nYou won&#8217;t ever put me out again<br \/>\nI&#8217;m glowing\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He will never get her to put out again, and she is glowing with the knowledge that her vagina is one thing that he will never take from her ever again. This guy was just a total horndog with a gigantic dong, good riddance. All he did was go down on her and then stop when it was getting good, and then cause vaginal tearing. What a douchebag.<\/p>\n<p>What sexually charged lyrics. To think that she used to be a Christian singer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may have heard Katy Perry&#8217;s little ditty called &#8220;Part of Me&#8221; on the radio: Now she&#8217;ll probably have you thinking that this &#8220;part of me&#8221; that you can&#8217;t take away from her is some noble thing like her soul &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/archives\/231\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[110],"tags":[319],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-katy-perry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ryotakahashi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}